We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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