I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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