but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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