She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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