I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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