that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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