69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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