You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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