ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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