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  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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• (650): View more from California

  like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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• (209): View more from California

  she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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• (858): View more from California

  He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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  Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.

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  Never judge a man by his mustache.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".

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• (631): View more from New York

  LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores

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