I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
should my penis look like a turkey
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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