Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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