His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It's just like the Real World with babies
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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