I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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