Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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