Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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