So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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