is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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