so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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