Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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