At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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