Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
