So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
tell me about the eggs
The ass gains better be worth it
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