It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
do herpes really smell.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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