First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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