Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
