still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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