a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You pole danced in your parka.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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