Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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