i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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