You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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