Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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