Ambien. No doubt about it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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