id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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