He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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