Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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