yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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