Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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