So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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