Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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