there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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