I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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