my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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