I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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