I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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