She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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