She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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