I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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