My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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