I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
birth control should be required to get into college
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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