How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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