by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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