White coat. Heels.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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