I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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