Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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