I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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