I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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